cant wait for these hurricane jokes to blow over

(via street-sluts)

littlehinduthings:

it’s not a true internet fight without the word “sweetie”

(via street-sluts)

I’m really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don’t care

(via street-sluts)

shewilltrytofly:

Someday I’ll be as hot as Taylor Momsen and you’ll all be jealous that you didn’t get to date me.

Just saying.

If you read this we’re dating now, no choice.

(Source: hotboyproblems, via street-sluts)

spookycrackss:

nutella-boy:

if i don’t insult you at least three times a minute where’re not real friends

where’re

where’re’re

(Source: pizz4s, via street-sluts)

I don’t want to be
your entire world, no.
I would be happy
just to be your morning coffee,
your hanging car keys,
your wallet.

Something seemingly
insignificant,
but if lost throws off
your entire day.

(Source: lucyquin, via shewilltrytofly)